August 2011
90 posts
Charlotte: I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?
Miranda: Who? The White Knight!
July 2011
60 posts
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How to Give Your Girl A Mind-blowing Orgasm →
s3xlife:
Eating Your Girl Right: (Yes, it’s finally being posted!)
We get at LEAST five people a day that us questions about performing oral sex on women, and if we can recommend any tips or techniques, so here’s a guide I’ve written for y’all! :)
Cunnilingus (the female version of a…
I am heaven sent. Don’t you dare forget.
Just when you thought the country was broke we found enough change under the...
– Phoenix Preacher (via azspot)
We keep saying this and nothing ever changes. (Remember “CHANGE”?)
In general, we’re surprised that high unemployment can exist at the same time as...
– Mike Rowe testifying before the U.S. Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation (via absurdlakefront)(via how-to-kiss-distinctly-american)
As long as we acknowledge only degree-required white collar jobs as valid and respectable career choices, then we can continue to justify the...
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…did you ever notice that almost all of the slurs aimed at men in middle school...
– Lisa Wade, ‘Woman’ as an Insult (via downlo)
Using such phrases to attack/motivate boys: “You play like a girl!” “Oh don’t be such a girl” “eww that makes you look like a girl!”
And using these as a defense is so, so common in boys: “I don’t play like a girl!” “I aint a girl” “Why would I want to...
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Get dirty. Get fucking filthy. Get poor. Get off your ass. Get desperate. Get...
– (via sothenshe)
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Suggesting that nail polish has anything to do with sexual preference or gender...
– Jessica Valenti, on the controversy surrounding J.Crew’s Jenna Lyons painting her son’s toenails pink. Read Valenti’s opinion, “Petty in Pink: The uproar over a J.Crew ad reveals deep-seated hatreds.” (via thedailyfeed)
I’ve come to the conclusion that people who wear headphones while they walk, are...
– Jason Mraz (via atomiclanterns)
thedailywhat:
Another Movie Trailer of the Day: First official trailer for Matthijs van Heijningen Jr.’s Eric Heisserer-penned prequel to John Carpenter’s classic sci-fi horror flick The Thing.
The film, which stars Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Joel Edgerton, Ulrich Thomsen, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, and Eric Christian Olsen, will open wide October 14.
[aicn.]
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Hallows, Not Horcruxes.
…So ready for harry potter tonight!
Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant...
– Hunter S. Thompson (via ache)
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When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be reading Harry...
– Alan Rickman. (via valjeans)
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Job interview part two today. Wish me luck.