Charlotte: I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?
Miranda: Who? The White Knight!
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s3xlife: Eating Your Girl Right: (Yes, it’s finally being posted!) We get at LEAST five people a day that us questions about performing oral sex on women, and if we can recommend any tips or techniques, so here’s a guide I’ve written for y’all! :) Cunnilingus (the female version of a…
I am heaven sent. Don’t you dare forget.
Just when you thought the country was broke we found enough change under the...– Phoenix Preacher (via azspot) We keep saying this and nothing ever changes. (Remember “CHANGE”?)
In general, we’re surprised that high unemployment can exist at the same time as...– Mike Rowe testifying before the U.S. Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation (via absurdlakefront)(via how-to-kiss-distinctly-american) As long as we acknowledge only degree-required white collar jobs as valid and respectable career choices, then we can continue to justify the...
…did you ever notice that almost all of the slurs aimed at men in middle school...– Lisa Wade, ‘Woman’ as an Insult (via downlo) Using such phrases to attack/motivate boys: “You play like a girl!” “Oh don’t be such a girl” “eww that makes you look like a girl!” And using these as a defense is so, so common in boys: “I don’t play like a girl!” “I aint a girl” “Why would I want to...
wearewhower: Straw Dog - Something Corporate ...
Get dirty. Get fucking filthy. Get poor. Get off your ass. Get desperate. Get...– (via sothenshe)
Suggesting that nail polish has anything to do with sexual preference or gender...– Jessica Valenti, on the controversy surrounding J.Crew’s Jenna Lyons painting her son’s toenails pink. Read Valenti’s opinion, “Petty in Pink: The uproar over a J.Crew ad reveals deep-seated hatreds.” (via thedailyfeed)
I’ve come to the conclusion that people who wear headphones while they walk, are...– Jason Mraz (via atomiclanterns)
thedailywhat: Another Movie Trailer of the Day: First official trailer for Matthijs van Heijningen Jr.’s Eric Heisserer-penned prequel to John Carpenter’s classic sci-fi horror flick The Thing. The film, which stars Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Joel Edgerton, Ulrich Thomsen, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, and Eric Christian Olsen, will open wide October 14. [aicn.]
Hallows, Not Horcruxes.
…So ready for harry potter tonight!
Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant...– Hunter S. Thompson (via ache)
sayandrea: The Decemberists - July, July! ...
When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be reading Harry...– Alan Rickman. (via valjeans)
atomiclanterns: Goodnight and Go / Imogen Heap
Job interview part two today. Wish me luck.