March 2011
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Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson, or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be (possibly your roommate, neighbour, co-worker, longest friend, lover, or even a complete stranger) but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that...
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February 2011
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Sad, Unfunny, True Jokes!
nerd-gasms: A unionized public employee, a teapartier, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table is a plate with a dozen cookies on it.  The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, then looks at the teapartier and says “Watch out for that union guy— he wants a piece of your cookie!” [Via]
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ListenThe Starting Line. I’m Real (Jennifer Lopez...
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“I’ve been in love. Painful. Pointless. And overrated.”
– Damon Salvatore (via skeletales, juliajamsession)
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I love when I’m too busy having a life to update my Tumblr. Tomorrow shall be Tumblrfull, I promise.
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“I want a Sunday kind of love…”
– Etta James (via iamblessed)
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Listenliarlion: Rilo Kiley - Portions for Foxes
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Anonymous asked: I have been stalking your Tumblr for years. Pretty sure i've never missed an upload. Could you please release me from this self-inflicting torture and somehow "lock" the page?

-with love,
"miserable little boy"
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tenthousandmotherfuckers: you were just a boy, until you fell in love with a girl and she taught you how to be a man 
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-20) →
All Time Low (103) Hoodie Allen (59) The Avett Brothers (26) Justin Bieber (20) Brand New (18) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Jon Stewart and Kristen Schaal give examples of...
KRISTEN: Our taxes are going to abortions in ways no one is even talking about.
JON: Well, let's talk about it now. How?
KRISTEN: Well, for starters, we have to cut funding for fire departments.
JON: Why would that be?
KRISTEN: Helllloooo? What if an abortion clinic catches fire, and firefighters put it out, paving the way for more abortions? Abortionist firefighters, paid for with our taxpayer dollars.
JON: Well that's like saying we need to de-fund the Coast Guard because abortion providers go to the beach.
KRISTEN: I hadn't even thought of that. But you're right -- no more Coast Guard! Give me another. This is fun.
JON: F.A.A.
KRISTEN: Mile-High Club. Number one cause of unwanted pregnancies between Newark and LAX.
JON: Mining Safety Commission.
KRISTEN: Mile-BELOW Club.
JON: Library of Congress.
KRISTEN: Sexy librarians.
JON: NASA.
KRISTEN: Space abortions!
JON: Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
KRISTEN: Jon, please. I'm getting pregnant just listening to you.
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“One in three pregnancies end in miscarriage. As a woman who miscarried in the...”
– Georgia Representative Wants To Investigate All Miscarriages And it would also discourage women from seeking needed medical attention if they miscarry. If you’re not getting more and more pissed every day, you’re not paying attention. (via sarahchristine)
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